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FUNNEL FLUSH

How we build resilience in a modern toxin landscape in 30 days with drainage health.

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After 3 years of debating if we would ever do this, I'm finally releasing my entire process for pre-tox to get rid of the toxins that you're exposed to everyday!

Get started today for: $300

Join 1,200+ gut strugglers inside!

As a mitochondria-first practitioner, drainage is my TOP tool.

My number 1 non-negotiable.

It kicks off the detox journey and moves through every step with us.

And for some? It's all you'll need.

That's because:

"Open drains create healthy terrain."

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"But, what even is drainage?"

Hint: it's your body's trash bags, garbage bins, and dump truck ;-).

Get a sneak peek of module 1 below. ↓

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Over the past 3 years, I've helped over 1,200+ people expand the foods they eat with simple drainage strategy.

This strategy take less than 10 minutes a day to implement, even if you're not a professional bio-hacker. Even better!? I also discovered how to quickly build progress by moving from bottom-to-top of the drainage funnel. 4-steps, zero fallout, more resilience.

Our drainage system requires NO:

NO elaborate elimination diets

NO $1000 lab tests

NO 30+ supplement stacks

NO fronting thousands of dollars to a practitioner

NO 5-hours of daily bio-hacking

NO outdated gut therapies like glutamine or oregano oil

NO getting stuck in the feel better-feel worse loop

NO PhD required!

Instead, here's how our proven drainage system works:

STEP 1: Support your funnel from bottom to top with our signature 4-step B-Fourmula.

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STEP 2: Personalize any extra help with our drainage player assessments.

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STEP 3: Implement needed "solution kits" according to your assessment results.

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So simple right?

We did all the heavy lifting to figure this out all you have to do is deploy my system.

What's included?

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my 4-step B-Fourmula system for getting rid of thousands of toxins every day (nothing held back!)

detox therapy tutorials shown in a step-by-step tutorial style

my actual symptom questionaires from my private practice to pinpoint where your bottlenecks are

a detailed and thorough walk-through of each drainage player, so you understand exactly how it works

my secret hacks to getting jaw-droppingly perfect poos

my supplement guides with notes for special popualtions (this can be the trickiest part to figure out on your own!)

our exclusive free lifestyle strategies that you can implement right away, even if you don't have a big budget

[bonus] Nebulizing for Deeper Detox: our secret way of getting therapeutics into the respiratory system and boosting how deep ingredients can get into the cells

[bonus] Probiotic Prowess: a step-by-step masterclass of our exclusive methods to use probiotics for detox *so many people get this wrong*

6 Deadly Symptoms of a body that desperately needs drainage support:

You're chronically constipated and don't respond well to laxatives

You can't sweat, even if you're in a literal sauna, and the heat makes you feel ill

You have mysterious skin breakouts that appear out of nowhere

Your body is SOOO sensitive, you react to everything

Your lipids or liver markers are wonky

You're exhausted, you think you might have CFS, adrenal fatigue, or myalgia

Chances are, it's well past time for you to take a good look at your drainage funnel, and give it the support it desperately needs.

"Lucy, I'm already doing a lot to manage my health. Can I really add drainage without getting overwhelmed?"

Great question! If you’re like most of my students, you are already working really hard to grow your health. But you’ve also probably noticed how I'm always talking about "micro-tweaks" and emphasizing health minimalism. Chances are, you’ve wondered how much easier things would feel if you could take a more direct approach to your healing, that would only boost the impact of everything you're already doing. When you realize that people are expanding their resilience from leveraging these simple "tweaks", you start to see that drainage might be the missing piece. You probably love the idea of tackling your problem at the source and with less effort. You can trust that the way I teach things will always make it easier for you, not harder. ♥

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Want a sneak peak preview?

Join me below as I walk you through a little sneak-peek of everything we teach in our drainage course! Give it a watch ↓

Get started today for: $300

Wondering if Funnel Flush will work for you?

Here's how Funnel Flush has helped past students...

Students consistently tell us that not only are the methods inside of Funnel Flush effective... they're also fun.

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And after 30 days, food, freedom, and travel rule the day.

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Even those who tend to react to cleansing, or who have stubborn infection issues see sensitivites slashed and BIG movement in their mirobe presences with Funnel Flush.

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And when we open the elimination pathways, we also begin to address the root of stubborn skin and fatigue issues.

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Whether food sensitivity, gut stress, skin issues, or low energy, the drainage system inside of Funnel Flush can help.

Get started today for: $300

Here's why everyone with chronic sensitivity needs to be thinking about their drainage health...

(even if you've never done any detox before)

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